just give me a hoax and i'd love you more!!! but...wait!
let me roll time back to my secondary school days. it was lights-out one night while we retired to our dormitories. Ghost...ghost...ghost!!! someone had seen a ghost in all it's scary-majesty and the developing limbs of colleagues could not carry them faster enough! the ghost was described to be in an all white apparel. the following morning whispers went round about who pulled that prank.
Then there was this special night that i'm sure none of my classmates would ever forget! Prep time! it was so quiet that a pin-drop could be heard a mile away. i don't recall exactly what i was doing but there was some movement ahead of me and before i could raise my head albeit 'involuntarily' but inquisitively to see what; almost everyone in our class started scuttling!!! and like a ripple, as if some energy was being transmitted from class to class, all the other students run out of their classrooms as if they had to make the last dash for their lives!!! and there was this particular guy who perhaps had watched too much 'captain planet' and couldn't wait for his turn to go through the door and so chose to take a dive through the window! the resultant dive that crashed the glass blades made us discover a Hero! he was the bravest of all and instantly made the headlines! It was a sudden pandemonium! and we were later to find that what had tickled us all into such scatter was a simple attempt to get rid of a fly that had entered my classmate's shirt! and he too become a hero!!!
Pal, you see, i just love hoaxes and i could tell you of more! hoaxes just excite me in a manner that i believe even God's gift of Sex cannot!!!
indeed, the recent prank of an earthquake alert on almost all Ghanaians is one i consider to be up there!!! for me that would remain one of the beautiful times in my life!!! silly??? no-Sir-Madam!!! i consider it beautiful because it serves as a warning to us all not to take life for granted and that we need to be alert in the face of the unknown! and for me few things in this world provide such a jolt of awareness!!! and so i'm against the registration of phone sim cards again and again as i protested the last time!!!
so it came to past and we have this Amina story of a 'forced orgy'!!! Pal an orgy party i guess should be a rather enthralling experience!!! but to be forced at gun point to marshal an erection under such a circumstance when blood-flow would have been certainly directed away from my 'kakai', something the adults made me fear when i was a kid with such a name is rather too far to fetch!!! No-Sir-Madam!!! not even a hundred likes of Beyounce whom i've been only day-dreaming of would cause such a devastating spark to my libido under such duress (the condom is durex!) let alone my targeted victim being my own daughter!!! what-a-matter!!!
So this Amina story for me is just another of the hoax riding on some factual occurrence of a feared attempted robbery!!! However, i'm not getting the excitement i get from such hoaxes in this case!!! i feel rather numb about the whole episode!!! and so i'm wondering... have I now met that kind of hoax that does not excite? if so what's the difference really? i just don't seem to get the difference pal! i just don't!